Celebutards
Author: Andrea Peyser
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
February 2009

Synopsis
Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.

A longtime observer of the celebutard species, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser warns us that, in an age in which fabulousness is too often mistaken for gravitas, we must be ever vigilant of the hypocrites who walk among us. With razor-sharp wit, she explodes the absurdities of the celebutard culture, showing how a dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage on matters of faith; Rosie O'Donnell transforms from a shrill, gay mom into a physics expert who blames the tragedy of 9/11 on the U.S. government; singer Sheryl Crow urges us to use a single square of toilet paper per wipe while she racks up mileage in her gas-guzzling caravan of SUVs; and hothead Sean Penn morphs into an expert on international diplomacy as he brazenly breaks bread with enemies of his own country like Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez.

Always outspoken, never pulling any punches, Andrea Peyser shows why it's vitally important that these mental midgets and media whores are exposed for the often dangerous phonies they are. In these pages, she gives us everything we need to recognize and uncover celebutards in our midst.

Biography
After graduating from the State University of New York, Andrea Peyser worked for the Associated Press, CNN, and the Tampa Tribune before becoming a reporter for the New York Post in 1989; since 1993, she's held the position of Post columnist. Andrea was named 2005 Columnist of the Year by the New York State Associated Press. She appears widely in the media, including on outlets such as Fox News Channel, CNN, and MSNBC, and has guest-hosted on WOR radio in New York. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband and daughter.